i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
Next time you feel like writing some bullshit feminist quote in permanent fuckin red texta on a toilet wall at your local mall, perhaps think of the person who will have to CLEAN it off. Like my mother, who gets shit wages as it is and had to stay back for 2 hours with no pay to scrub that shit off.
ppl who try their best to look good on the first day of school have it all wrong you gotta look average for the first couple of days cause no matter what ur gonna blend in with everyone trynna look their best and then once ppl run out of their new cute clothes BAM you smack em straight in the face w your best dressed hot Lookin self and everyone’s like woAH
“What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were smarter? What if women were the ones who started wars? What if too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos and no K-Y Jelly? What if the state trooper who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike was a woman and carried a gun? What if the ability to menstruate was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs? What if your attractiveness to women depended on the size of your penis? What if every time women saw you they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands? What if women were always making jokes about how ugly penises are and how bad sperm tastes? What if you had to explain what’s wrong with your car to big sweaty women with greasy hands who stared at your crotch in a garage where you are surrounded by posters of naked men with hard-ons? What if men’s magazines featured cover photos of 14-year-old boys with socks tucked into the front of their jeans and articles like: “How to tell if your wife is unfaithful” or “What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate” or “The truth about impotence”? What if the doctor who examined your prostate was a woman and called you “Honey”? What if you had to inhale your boss’ stale cigar breath as she insisted that sleeping with her was part of the job? What if you couldn’t get away because the company dress code required you wear shoes designed to keep you from running? And what if after all that women still wanted you to love them?”—For The Men Who Still Don’t Get It, Carol Diehl (via ohtheherondales)